March 8, 6030, at noon, at the
Santa Barbara Carriage Museum

Particulars

2:08 Libations & Fraternization
2:50 Golden Hill Ceremony
2:56 Brief History of ECV
3:52 Interrogation of the Candidates
4:46 Ancient and Honorable Initiation Ceremony
5:24 Hall of Comparative Ovations
6:19 A Carnivorous Cabal, celebrating the Year of the Ass.
7:56 Civil unrest, lewd & lascivious behavior prevails 

FUNCTIONARIES

Steve Chaves
NOBLE GRAND HUMBUGS

Thaddeus Haines
GRAND NOBLE RECORDER

Jason Haines
GOLD DUST RECEIVER

Tim Mason, Kevin Phelan, Dustin DeBrum, Jason Haines,
Greg Hawkins, Tad Hillier, Mark Jorgeson, Dennis Philbin,
Craig Shannon, Sebastian Reigert, Jeff Dalley, Gabrial Miosii
BROTHERS OF THE BOARD

Santa Barbara Carriage and Western Art Museum, Board of Directors
MOST GENEROUS HOSTS

Dave Holmes
NOBLE GRAND HISTORIAN

Jason Haines
CHAPTER HAWKER

Alex Cortez
MIXOLOGIST

Dustin DeBrum
KEEPER OF THE LIST

Nick “Bastardo Corto” Koonce
CYBERWANG

HEWGAG BRAYS

Heed the call of the Hewgag! Step up to help out with the doins. The humbug
is looking for a few good clampers whose talents will fulfill the rewarding
duties of ClampFunctionaries. Email or Call Steve Chaves at: steve@schavesconstruction.com or ‭(805) 543-9340

THE RUB

Includes hosted bar (please tip the bartender) and an exceptional gastronomic experience for all.
$75 per Red Shirt, if your GoldDust is received by 03/02/25.
($90 per if unregistered & paying at the door).
$90 per PBC Registration, if received by 03/02/25.
($105 per unregistered PBC paying at the door.)

THE FINE PRINT

Register online by 03/02/2025 to insure receipt of your event patch.
No guns, knives, explosives, or weapons of any kind.
Let a brother of sobriety take the reins.
No illegal or controlled substances.
No orphans (2, 3 or 4-legged).
TIP OUR MIXOLOGIST!


Red Shirts

Brothers in good standing
are encouraged to



Blue Shirts

Poor Blind
Candidates must


If you need to register by mail, send your details, along with a check
payable to ECV 1.5, PO Box 296, San Luis Obispo, CA 93406

THERE’S MORE!

Spring Doin’s: 18-20 April, 6030 – La Cuesta Ranch, San Luis Obispo, CA
Details to follow.