March 21, 6031, at noon, at the
Santa Barbara Carriage Museum

Particulars
2:08 Libations & Fraternization
2:50 Golden Hill Ceremony
2:56 Brief History of ECV
3:52 Interrogation of the Candidates
4:46 Ancient and Honorable Initiation Ceremony
5:24 Hall of Comparative Ovations
6:19 A Carnivorous Cabal, celebrating the Year of the ire Horse, an astrological rarity that occurs only once every sixty years.
7:56 Civil unrest, lewd & lascivious behavior prevails
FUNCTIONARIES
Thaddeus Haines
NOBLE GRAND HUMBUGS
Jason Haines
GRAND NOBLE RECORDER
Sebastian Riegert
GOLD DUST
RECEIVER
Tim Mason, Kevin Phelan, Dustin DeBrum, Jason Haines,
Greg Hawkins, Tad Hillier, Dennis Philbin,
Craig Shannon, Jeff Dalley, Gabrial Miosii
BROTHERS OF THE BOARD
Santa Barbara Carriage and Western Art Museum, Board of Directors
MOST GENEROUS HOSTS
Dave Holmes
NOBLE GRAND HISTORIAN
Jason Haines
CHAPTER HAWKER
Alex Cortez
MIXOLOGIST
Dustin DeBrum
KEEPER
OF THE LIST
Nick Koonce
Grand High Purveyor
of Electronic Missives
HEWGAG BRAYS
Heed the call of the Hewgag! Step up to help out with the doins.
The humbug is looking for a few good clampers whose talents will
fulfill the rewarding duties of ClampFunctionaries.
Email or Call Thaddeus Haines (805) 245-5716
THE RUB
Includes hosted bar (please tip the bartender) and an exceptional
gastronomic experience for all.
$75 per Red Shirt, if your GoldDust is received by 03/14/26.
($90 per if unregistered & paying at the door).
$90 per PBC Registration, if received by 03/14/26.
($105 per unregistered PBC paying at the door.)
THE FINE PRINT
Register online by 03/02/2025 to insure receipt of your event patch.
No guns, knives, explosives, or weapons of any kind.
Let a brother of sobriety take the reins.
No illegal or controlled substances.
No orphans (2, 3 or 4-legged).
TIP OUR MIXOLOGIST!
Red Shirts
Brothers in good standing
are encouraged to
Blue Shirts
Poor Blind
Candidates must
If you need to register by mail, send your details, along with a check
payable to ECV 1.5, PO Box 296, San Luis Obispo, CA 93406
THERE’S MORE!
Spring Doin’s: April 24 through 26
at Rancho Los Potrero’s, Los Olivos, CA
Details to follow.
