Official Proclamation
Let it be trumpeted from the dusty rafters of our hallowed Hall that I, Thaddeus “The Protégé” Haines, your Noble Grand Humbug, do hereby summon the full muster of De la Guerra y Pacheco Chapter 1.5, together with each man’s treasured Widder, consort, sweetheart, or such soul as abides his company, to assemble in festive dignity.
Upon the evening of Saturday, December 13, within the venerable hall of The Carriage & Western Art Museum of Santa Barbara, shall unfold an affair of grandeur, gallantry, and well-managed mischief— all with the noble aim of honoring the Widders, whose patience with our Order remains one of the great unstudied miracles of the age.
Festivities shall commence with refreshments at 5:00 PM, followed by a sumptuous repast at 6:00 PM. As the night unfolds, prepare to set your feet a-dancing to the lively strains of Dude Fontane. All attendees shall present themselves in full Clampfineries, that the Widders may behold us at our ceremonial finest.
This is a hard cut-off!
The 1.5 members who do not wish to RSVP online, may send a hand written note and check to:
ECV 1.5 – Widders Ball
PO Box 61321, Santa Barbara, CA 93160