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St. Patrick Vitus Day

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Scheduled Events

Corn on the Cob Day
06/11/2026, 6-8 P.M.
S.B. Carriage Museum
Call of the Horizon Day
07/09/2026, 6-8 P.M.
Gary Meyer's, Arroyo Quemada
5th Annual Bastardo’s Chili Cook-Off
08/13/2026, 6-8 P.M.
S.B. Carriage Museum
Blame It on the Large Hadron Collider Day
09/10/2026, 6-8 P.M.
Timbers Roadhouse
National Fluffernutter Day
10/08/2026, 6-8 P.M.
S.B. Carriage Museum
Bill Colville Memorial
11/14/2026, 6-8 P.M.
S.B. Carriage Museum
Widder’s Ball
12/05/2026, 6-8 P.M.
S.B. Carriage Museum

Events Subject to Change
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Registered Attendees

78 Sworn Shirts
(76 Red & 2 Blue)

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Blue Shirts

Burt, Warn (James Schwan And Warn Burt Sr)
Grant, Matt (Mm, Th, Jt, Dn)

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