March 18, 6028, 2 pm at the Santa Barbara Carriage Museum
You are welcome to just show up and hope for the best.
Rub will be $76 at the door and you will not be guaranteed food.
We ask that all Clampers Inenarratus go to the end of the chow line,
to assure those who planned ahead are fed.
2:08 Libations & Fraternization
2:50 Golden Hill Ceremony
2:56 Brief History of ECV
3:52 Interrogation of the Candidates
4:46 Ancient and Honorable Initiation Ceremony
5:24 Hall of Comparative Ovations
6:19 A Carnivorous Cabal, celebrating the Year of the Ass.
7:56 Civil unrest, lewd & lascivious behavior prevails
Hardie Phillip/Kevin Phelan
NOBLE GRAND HUMBUGS
GOLD DUST RECEIVER
GRAND NOBLE RECORDER
Rudy Castillo, Dustin DeBrum, Jason Haines, Thad Haines, Greg Hawkins, Tad Hillier,
Mark Jorgeson, Pete Kelley, Dennis Philbin, Craig Shannon
BROTHERS OF THE BOARD
Santa Barbara Carriage and Western Art Museum, Board of Directors
MOST GENEROUS HOSTS
NOBLE GRAND HISTORIAN
KEEPER OF THE LIST
Heed the call of the Hewgag! Step up to help out with the doins. The humbug is looking for a few good clampers whose talents will fulfill the rewarding duties of ClampFunctionaries. Email or Call Kevin Phelan at: KEVIEPHE@GMAIL.COM or (805) 441-1111
Includes hosted bar (please tip the bartender) and an exceptional gastronomic experience for all.
$61.50 per Red Shirt, if your GoldDust is received by 03/01/23.
($76 per if unregistered & paying at the door).
$91.50 per PBC Registration, if received by 03/01/23.
($106 per unregistered PBC paying at the door.)
THE FINE PRINT
Register online by 03/01/2023 to insure receipt of your event patch.
No guns, knives, explosives, or weapons of any kind.
Let a brother of sobriety take the reins.
No illegal or controlled substances.
Limited space for RVs overnight.
No orphans (2- or 4-leg).
TIP OUR MIXOLOGIST!
Spring Doin’s: 14-16 April 6028 – Cuesta Ranch, San Luis Obispo