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Scheduled Events

  • Corn on the Cob Day
    06/11/2026, 6-8 P.M.
    S.B. Carriage Museum View map
  • Call of the Horizon Day
    07/09/2026, 6-8 P.M.
    Gary Meyer's, Arroyo Quemada View map
  • 5th Annual Bastardo’s Chili Cook-Off
    08/13/2026, 6-8 P.M.
    S.B. Carriage Museum View map
  • Blame It on the Large Hadron Collider Day
    09/10/2026, 6-8 P.M.
    Timbers Roadhouse View map
  • National Fluffernutter Day
    10/08/2026, 6-8 P.M.
    S.B. Carriage Museum View map
  • Bill Colville Memorial
    11/14/2026, 6-8 P.M.
    S.B. Carriage Museum View map
  • Widder’s Ball
    12/05/2026, 6-8 P.M.
    S.B. Carriage Museum View map
Events Subject to Change
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Registered Attendees

78 Sworn Shirts
(76 Red & 2 Blue)

Red Shirts

  • Acosta, Jethro
  • Anderson, Daniel
  • Anderson, Edward
  • Becher, Tim
  • Benton, Chris
  • Bittleston, Kent
  • Booth, Blue
  • Boud, Joe 'Mobutu'
  • Boyack, Dustin
  • Brajkovich, Thom
  • Brinkmann, John
  • Brown, Gerry
  • Bulkley, Brooke
  • Burt, Warn
  • Burtness, Bob
  • Chapman, Ian
  • Chapman, Kevin
  • Clampanelli, Joe
  • Colligan, Robert
  • Corsiglia, Brian
  • Davis, John
  • Duimovich, Joseph
  • Durbiano, Daniel
  • Ellinwood, Teo
  • Farms, Jan
  • Foote, Bob
  • Fraser, Bruce
  • Furtney, Charlie
  • Graffy, Neal
  • Graves, Kirk
  • Graves, Stephen
  • Guing, James
  • Haines, Jason
  • Haines, Thaddeus
  • Head, Kristofer
  • Hillier, Tad
  • Holmes, David
  • Isaacson, William
  • Jansen, Aj
  • Kelley, Pete
  • Kellow, Kiel
  • Larson, Brian
  • Lopes, Cliff
  • Maxey, Shawn
  • Mccollum, Cliff
  • Mcgee, Michael
  • Mclean, Bob
  • Metcalf, Brian
  • Metcalf, Kyle
  • Minah, Phil
  • Montigny, Christopher
  • Moore, Erik
  • Norton, David
  • Perrizo, John
  • Pollack, Marc
  • Proctor, Nic
  • Riegert, Sebastian
  • Robasciotti, David
  • Schwan, Garry
  • Schwan, James
  • Scott, Doug
  • Sears, David
  • Semon, John
  • Slaughter, Steve/Al4
  • Soenke, Steven
  • Starkey, Glen
  • Strozier, Michael
  • Tabares, Prof. Jose
  • Talyat, Ryan
  • Thule, Matt
  • Troutner, Johnny
  • Van Huss, Earl (Moe)
  • Wenzl, Colin
  • Whittlesey, Matthew
  • Winters, Jerry
  • Zeider, Robert

Blue Shirts

  • Burt, Warn (James Schwan And Warn Burt Sr)
  • Grant, Matt (Mm, Th, Jt, Dn)

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