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Scheduled Events

St. Patrick Vitus Day - RSVP
03/12/2026, 6-8 P.M.
Dargan's Irish Pub
Candlelight Initiation, 6031 - RSVP
03/21/2026, Noon-8 P.M.
S.B. Carriage Museum
National Alcohol Screening Day
04/09/2026, 6-8 P.M.
S.B. Carriage Museum
Spring Doins, 6031
04/24/2026 - 04/26/2026
Rancho Los Potrero’s
Ascension
05/14/2026, 6-8 P.M.
Odd Fellows Lodge
Corn on the Cob Day
06/11/2026, 6-8 P.M.
S.B. Carriage Museum
Call of the Horizon Day
07/09/2026, 6-8 P.M.
Gary Meyer's, Arroyo Quemada
5th Annual Bastardo’s Chili Cook-Off
08/13/2026, 6-8 P.M.
S.B. Carriage Museum
Blame It on the Large Hadron Collider Day
09/10/2026, 6-8 P.M.
Timbers Roadhouse
National Fluffernutter Day
10/08/2026, 6-8 P.M.
S.B. Carriage Museum

Events Subject to Change
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Registered Attendees

33 Sworn Shirts
(23 Red & 10 Blue)

Red Shirts

Alarid, Joseph
Anderson, Edward
Benton, Chris
Corsiglia, Brian
Haines, Jason
Haines, Thad
Harthorn, Roy
Hillier, Tad
Holmes, David
Kelley, Pete
Kelley, Pete
Lennon, Patrick
Mccollum, Cliff
Mcgee, Michael
Moore, Erik
Nicholson, David
Petrucci, Fred
Pollack, Marc
Schwan, Jes
Soenke, Steven
Tarantino, Jim
Van Huss, Earl (Moe)
Volmar, Bill

Blue Shirts

Anderson, Daniel (Brian Corsiglia)
Baxter, Tom (Pete Kelly)
Ferris, Jesse (Mike Mcgee)
Herrera, Tony (Tad Hillier)
Hsu, Vadim (Roy Harthorne)
Igelsrud, Bob (Tim Mason)
Maloy, Bob (James Schwan)
Maxey, Shawn (Dustin Boyac)
Maxey, Shawn (Dustin Boyac)
Montigny, Christopher (James Schwan)

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