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Chapter Crier

  • Proclamation, Fall 6030August 28, 2025
  • Save a ClamperAugust 15, 2025
  • Chili CajolingAugust 11, 2025
  • Chapter Crier IntroductionAugust 10, 2025

Bastardos Victuals

  • Earth’s Rotation Day
    Thursday, Jan 8, 2026 at 6:00 pm – 8:00 pm
    Mulligan's Cafe, 3500 McCaw Avenue, Santa Barbara, Ca 93105
  • Fat Thursday
    Thursday, Feb 12, 2026 at 6:00 pm – 8:00 pm
    Carriage & Western Art Museum of Santa Barbara, 129 Castillo Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93101
  • St. Vitus Day
    Thursday, Mar 12, 2026 at 6:00 pm – 8:00 pm
    Dargan's Irish Pub, 18 E Ortega Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101
  • National Alcohol Screening Day
    Thursday, Apr 9, 2026 at 6:00 pm – 8:00 pm
    Carriage & Western Art Museum of Santa Barbara, 129 Castillo Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93101
  • Ascension
    Thursday, May 14, 2026 at 6:00 pm – 8:00 pm
    Odd Fellows Lodge, 15 1/2 E Anapama St, Santa Barbara, CA, United States, 93101
  • Corn on the Cob Day
    Thursday, Jun 11, 2026 at 6:00 pm – 8:00 pm
    Carriage & Western Art Museum of Santa Barbara, 129 Castillo Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93101
  • Call of the Horizon Day
    Thursday, Jul 9, 2026 at 6:00 pm – 8:00 pm
    Gary Meyer's, 101 Arroyo Quemada Ln, Goleta, CA 93117
  • 5th Annual Bastardo’s Chili Cook-Off
    Thursday, Aug 13, 2026 at 6:00 pm – 8:00 pm
    Carriage & Western Art Museum of Santa Barbara, 129 Castillo Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93101
  • Blame It on the Large Hadron Collider Day
    Thursday, Sep 10, 2026 at 6:00 pm – 8:00 pm
    Timbers Roadhouse, 10 Winchester Canyon Rd, Goleta, CA 93117
  • National Fluffernutter Day
    Thursday, Oct 8, 2026 at 6:00 pm – 8:00 pm
    Carriage & Western Art Museum of Santa Barbara, 129 Castillo Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93101
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