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E Clampus Vitus (ECV) – De la Guerra y Pacheco Chapter #1.5 | Clampers — Central Coast (Santa Barbara, Ventura, San Luis Obispo)
E Clampus Vitus (ECV) – De la Guerra y Pacheco Chapter #1.5 | Clampers — Central Coast (Santa Barbara, Ventura, San Luis Obispo)
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Chapter Crier

  • Proclamation, Fall 6030August 28, 2025
  • Save a ClamperAugust 15, 2025
  • Chili CajolingAugust 11, 2025
  • Chapter Crier IntroductionAugust 10, 2025

Forthcoming Victuals

WhenWhereWhatWhy
01/08 Mulligan'sTBDEarth's Rotation Day
02/12 Carriage MuseumTBDFat Thursday
03/12 Dargan'sIrish FareSt. Vitus Day
03/21 Carriage MuseumTBDCandlelight
04/09 Harry'sTBDNational Alcohol Screening Day
05/14 Odd Fellow'sTBDAscension
06/11Carriage MuseumTBDCorn on the Cob Day
07/09 Gary'sTBDCall of the Horizon Day
08/13 Carriage MuseumChili5th Annual Bastardo's Chili Cook-Off
09/10 TimbersTBDBlame It on the Large Hadron Collider Day
10/08 Carraige MuseumTBDNational Fluffernutter Day
11/14 Carriage MuseumTBDColville Dinner
12/05Carriage MuseumTBDWidder's Ball
Events Subject to Change
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