To the esteemed members of the De la Guerra y Pacheco Chapter 1.5 of the Ancient and Honorable Order of E Clampus Vitus and their most resplendent widders,

By the grace of the Noble Grand Humbug, Steve “Port-a-Palace” Chaves, it is with great joy, unbridled enthusiasm, and a modicum of perturbation that I extend to you this most cordial invitation to partake in an evening of revelry and merriment, celebrating the 24th First Annual Widders Ball.

Join us for an illustrious gathering on the 7th day of December, 6029, at Trinity Hall in Edna, California. Festivities will commence with refreshing cocktails at 5:30 PM, followed by a sumptuous repast at 6:30 PM. For the culinary delight of our esteemed brethren, we will present a choice of Prime Rib, cooked to perfection, or a delectable Baked Salmon, fit for the most discerning palate.

As the night unfolds, prepare to set your feet a-dancing to the lively strains of our talented musicians, who will surely ignite the spirit of jubilation amongst us all.

In the spirit of camaraderie and good fortune, we shall offer dry camping on-site for adventurous souls wishing to pitch their tents or trailers. Spare yourselves the long journey home and revel in the relative comforts of our gathering until the morrow!

Do mark your calendars and prepare to join in this celebration of friendship, laughter, and the rich traditions of our ancient and honorable order. Your timely RSVP by November 23rd is crucial for us to make the necessary arrangements and ensure a delightful evening for all.

With the utmost sincerity and some trepidation,

Steve “Port-a-Palace” Chaves
Noble Grand Humbug
De la Guerra y Pacheco Chapter 1.5 
Ancient and Honorable Order of E Clampus Vitus

The 1.5 members who do not wish to RSVP online, may send a hand written note and check to:
ECV 1.5 – Widders Ball
PO Box 296
San Luis Obispo, CA 93406!

Trinity Hall is at 6565 Edna Road, ​San Luis Obispo, CA 93401

From the North:

  1. Get on US-101 South: From north of San Luis Obispo, head south on US-101.
  2. Exit at CA-227: Take exit 200 for CA-227 toward San Luis Obispo/Avila Beach.
  3. Merge onto CA-227: Merge onto CA-227 and continue for about 2 miles.
  4. Turn Right onto Edna Rd: After passing the intersection with Los Osos Valley Rd, turn right onto Edna Rd.
  5. Arrive at 6565 Edna Rd: Continue on Edna Rd for about a mile; your destination will be on the right.

From the South

  1. Get on US-101 North: From south of Pismo Beach, head north on US-101.
  2. Exit at Price Street: Take exit 190, Price St. and follow for 5 miles to CA-227.
  3. Turn Left onto CA-227 / Edna Rd: Continue on Edna Rd for 1/10 of a mile.
  4. Arrive at 6565 Edna Rd: Your destination will be on the left.

Safe travels!